Bush made me do it. Ehh, well, not literally, but let me explain.
I am a 42-year-old happily married mother of two elementary-schoolers. My husband and I both work, and like many couples, we're starved for time together. One Thursday evening this past March, we managed to snag some rare couple time and, in a sudden rush of passion, I failed to insert my diaphragm.
Bush was there and has hidden her diafragm, surely. Look here, you Mrs, Bush can be wrong sometimes, but I am sure he is not meddling in the sex life of the average US citizen!
We have to ask her where she got the degree, not to let anyone go there… It must be a very bad University for letting, someone like that, to have a degree!
Note: Have changed the title, because the stupid thing is to justify an abortion, not having it.